Death Comes Lifting

Spawned in Pittsburgh, PA

Our Mission

Death Comes Lifting is a multimedia health & wellness universe that creates original clothing, content, podcasts, playlists, monsters, music, motivation, workouts, and weirdness in order to foster & serve a community in which physical, mental, and spiritual well-being can LIFT alongside the the strange & deranged. We are FITNESS FOR THE MISFITS. Welcome to The Lifting Dead Army.

We employ the latest & greatest as well as the tired & true training, nutrition, and performance principals through our qualified coaches, trainers, and gurus in addition to strikingly unique merchandise & music through our artists, musicians, and masters in order to serve our community with the best material made for optimal life transformation & enjoyment.

We Want You For The Lifting Dead Army!

^Memberships

Enter all yee faithful freaks who desire to get mentally, physically and spiritually stronger by the hands of Death Comes Lifting’s training Crypt.

Enlist in any virtual membership below for your desired level of coaching from The Crypt and you will see yourself reaping the benefits from our member-only content & personal training options.

Physical location memberships are $55.55 and can be purchased at our location or in the online store.

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Physical Memberships

Lifting Dead Army

Virtual

Knight

$13.13 / month

All access to Virtual Training Programs & E-Books

Member-only video content

Discount codes & promotional offers

Livestream & Recorded Yoga & Crypt Fitness Classes

Vote on upcoming designs

Eternal gratitude within The Crypt. Your support means everything!

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Emperor

$26.66 / month

Everything in the Knight Tier, plus...

Personalized full program design written specifically for you! Includes weeks of workout progressions, nutrition & supplement guides

Unlimited e-mail check-in's & initial consultation

More eternal gratitude and love from The Crypt

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Magician

$66.66 / month

Everything in the Emperor tier...

2 One-On-One (30min) Virtual Sessions per month

Unlimited text, call, Zoom, etc check-ins & initial consultation

Exclusive Discord community meetings

Magician-Only Merchandise

First dibs on all new merch & content

Podcast special guest spot opportunities

The most eternal gratitude and love from The Crypt

...and most importantly, a stronger & deadlier mind, body, & spirit! The Power of The Magician transcends the physical, this has the power to change lives!

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Obituaries

Here you will find our scribes hard at work on articles, editorials, interviews, reviews, & MORGUE offerings within the underground community we wish to serve. More content like this can be unearthed in The Lifting Dead Army’s crypt of exclusive content.